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Daily Dose of Giggles: Funny Joke of the Day!
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06th August 2023> The Joke of the Day!
The Mysterious Show Tickets: A Comedy of Whodunnit
A young couple received mysterious show tickets in the mail with a note saying, “Guess who sent them?” After the fun night out, they returned home to find their house empty. A note on the table read, “Now you know!”
05th August 2023> The Joke of the Day!
“Deadly Decisions”
Two ladies in a car argued over the window, seeking the conductor as a referee. One said, “If it’s open, I’ll catch a cold and die!” The other argued, “If it’s shut, I’ll suffocate!” Feeling stuck, they turned to a witty co-passenger for advice. He said, “Open it first. One dies. Then shut it, and the other dies. Peace at last!”
04th August 2023> The Joke of the Day!
Conductor Chaos: A Comedy of Stick and Scream
“Dad, why is the man frightening the lady with his stick?”
“He’s not trying to scare her; he’s the conductor.”
“Then why is she screaming?”
03rd August 2023> The Joke of the Day!
The Virtuous Quest for 90: A Comedy of Clean Living
The Virtuous Quest for 90: A Comedy of Clean Living
“Do you think I’ll make it to ninety, doc?”
“How old are you now?”
“Forty.”
“Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have any vices?”
“Nah, I don’t drink, hate gambling, despise smoking, and I’m vice-free.”
“Well, dang! Why on earth do you wanna stick around another fifty years?”
02nd August 2023> The Joke of the Day!
Husband-Wife Wisdom War: A Judgmental Comedy!
Husband-Wife Wisdom War: A Judgmental Comedy!
Husband: “Men have better judgment than women.”
Wife: “Oh, really? Well, you married me, and I married you!” — Life.
01st August 2023> The Joke of the Day!
The Hilarious Sick Day Showdown!
The Hilarious Sick Day Showdown!”
Employee: “I have a certificate from my doctor saying I can’t work today.”
Manager: “Why bother with that? I could’ve given you a certificate saying you can never work.”
31st July 2023> The Joke of the Day!
Comedy in the Jewelry Store: The Mystery of ‘Glass'”
” Comedy in the Jewelry Store: The Mystery of ‘Glass'”
” Young Woman: Hey, how do you say the name of this stone? Is it turkoise or turkwoise?”
” Jeweler: (inspecting the ring) It’s pronounced “glass.”
30th July 2023> The Joke of the Day!
Grades on Sale: A Funny Dad-Kid Exchange
“Grades on Sale: A Funny Dad-Kid Exchange”
“Dad didn’t seem too happy with the school report his kid brought home.
“Why do your grades drop so much in January compared to December?” he asked.
But the kid, Samuel, had a quick comeback. “Well, Dad,” he said, sounding a bit hurt, “don’t you know everything gets marked down after the holidays?”
29th July 2023> The Joke of the Day!
The Unusual Engagement: Sarah and Jake’s Hilarious Hitch
” The Unusual Engagement: Sarah and Jake’s Hilarious Hitch”
</p>”The cook, Sarah, had announced her engagement with Jake. But a year passed, and nothing was heard of the nuptials. So, one day, the boss inquired:
</p>”When will you marry Sarah?”
</p>”Actually, ma’am, I don’t think it’ll ever happen,” the cook sadly replied.
</p>”Really? Why not? What’s the issue?”
</p>The cook explained: “It’s like this, ma’am. I won’t marry Jake when he’s drunk, and he won’t marry me when he’s sober.”
28th July 2023> The Joke of the Day!
At the Hypermarket: Goods Gone Wild: Aisle Seven Chaos
“At the Hypermarket: Goods Gone Wild: Aisle Seven Chaos”
Tom: “Uh-oh, the goods fell over in aisle seven!”
Jill: “Oh no! It’s lunchtime. Let’s eat first, and then I’ll help you fix it.”
Tom: “But the manager won’t be happy.”
Jill: “No problem, I’ll talk to the manager.”
Tom: “I’m telling you, the manager won’t like it.”
Jill: “Why? Why won’t the manager like it?”
Tom: “Because the manager is stuck under the goods!”
27th July 2023> The Joke of the Day!
Little Max’s Big Bet: Size Showdown with Dad!
“Little Max’s Big Bet: Size Showdown with Dad!”
“Hey, Dad,” said little Max, “I bet I can do something you can’t.”
“Well, what is it?” asked his dad.
“Get bigger,” replied the kid proudly.
“Well, you got me there! I might not be able to grow taller, but I sure can get wider!”
