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| A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou... more
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| The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shou... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I dont know, my TV doesnt pick it up... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "W... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
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| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !... more
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