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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just assume its changed.
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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level...
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr...
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If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."...
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An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be...
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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work...
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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....
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Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures....
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation....
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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area...
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A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th...