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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just assume its changed.
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr...
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Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner...
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Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring....
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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No...
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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level...
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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....
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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting....
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...
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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers...
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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for....