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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we tell him youre an accountant."
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An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh...
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How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....
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Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring....
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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you...
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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w...
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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...
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The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas...
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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...