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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we tell him youre an accountant."
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha...
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If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."...
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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No...
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What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything...
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies...
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation....
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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you...
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What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting...
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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a...
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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian...