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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we tell him youre an accountant."
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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian...
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...
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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost...
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...
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Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him....
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When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak...
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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme...
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The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c...
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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....
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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa...