JOKES ::
SEARCH ::
Category 19411/10/2007
Accountant jokes
A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. Were here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?" The owner replies, "I dont have an opinion. Im a chartered accountant."
More Accountant Jokes:
Category
Accountant jokes
Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a...
Category
Accountant jokes
Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him....
Category
Accountant jokes
An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be...
Category
Accountant jokes
What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality....
Category
Accountant jokes
The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...
Category
Accountant jokes
What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...
Category
Accountant jokes
An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh...
Category
Accountant jokes
How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?...
Category
Accountant jokes
The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w...
Category
Accountant jokes
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha...