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Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost interest after withdrawal, buggered up the monthly accounts and raised the first liability.

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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....

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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....

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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality....

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Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at....

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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers...