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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investments never will
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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....
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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t...
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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa...
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation....
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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level...
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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w...
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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme...
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Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour....
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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting....
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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a...