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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investments never will
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How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30....
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Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures....
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Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him....
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What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...
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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be...
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation....
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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you...
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A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by...
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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description...
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Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses....