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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investments never will
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A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the...
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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t...
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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....
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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a...
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How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30....
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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir...
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When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak...
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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...
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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....
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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you...