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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you

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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....

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An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh...

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