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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr...
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Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour....
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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t...
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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality....
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A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by...
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Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the...
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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant....
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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....
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An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh...
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Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!....