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Accountant jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.

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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....

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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir...

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