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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...
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Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses....
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An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says...
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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t...
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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t...
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr...
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What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting...
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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....
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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir...
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Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring....