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What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets
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An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be...
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Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!....
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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w...
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Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring....
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An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh...
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When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak...
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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme...
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies...
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug...
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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting....