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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level
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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means....
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A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by...
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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo...
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When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak...
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When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise...
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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for....
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A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st...
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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme...
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Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures....
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Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses....