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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level
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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level...
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug...
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How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....
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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme...
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"The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke...
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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t...
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The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c...
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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and...
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Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures....
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A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st...