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Accountant jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level

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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for....

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Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures....

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Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses....