JOKES ::
SEARCH ::
Category 8011/10/2007
Accountant jokes
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level
More Accountant Jokes:
Category
Accountant jokes
Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses....
Category
Accountant jokes
Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour....
Category
Accountant jokes
Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....
Category
Accountant jokes
Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....
Category
Accountant jokes
How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....
Category
Accountant jokes
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers...
Category
Accountant jokes
What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting...
Category
Accountant jokes
Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at....
Category
Accountant jokes
An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says...
Category
Accountant jokes
When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise...