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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.

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An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says...

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There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant....

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level...

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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality....

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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t...

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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and...

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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug...

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost...