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Accountant jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......

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Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him....

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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....

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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies...

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Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner...

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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be...

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug...

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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers...

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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...