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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies...
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug...
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Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!....
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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description...
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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be...
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When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise...
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...
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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality....
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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."...
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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost...