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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...

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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....