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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work...
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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....
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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level...
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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....
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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting....
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"The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke...
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Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures....
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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost...
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha...
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...