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Accountant jokes
Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
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The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c...
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An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be...
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Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner...
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A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by...
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation....
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What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything...
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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for....
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Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter...
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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....
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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme...