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Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !...

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...

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Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!...

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Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: Cuz theres money in it, sir....

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !...