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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!...

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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !...

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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !...

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Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days...