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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !...

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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !...

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Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!...