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Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !

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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!...

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Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she doest realise it, she thinks were actually listening !...

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Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !...

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Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!...

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What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!...

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Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening...