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Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty

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Teacher: Whats 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats good.Pupil: Good?, thats perfect!...

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What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!...

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Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !...

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Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro...

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Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: Cuz theres money in it, sir....

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes....

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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble....

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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!...

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!...