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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive got red hair !

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble....

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t...

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Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !...

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"Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world...

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Man: "Hows your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research,...

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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !...

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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...

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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didnt...

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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!...

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?An old man!...