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Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Thats where the atlas says the population is most dense !

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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop...

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A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou...

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Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing...

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!...

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Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !...

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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di...

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Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro...

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Mother: Does your teacher like you ?Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those Xs on my test paper !...