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Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Thats where the atlas says the population is most dense !

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !...

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Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it....

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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?...