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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po...

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Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!...

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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun...

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Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !...

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Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !...