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Accountant jokes

What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work...

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When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak...

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...

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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant....

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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t...

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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be...

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If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."...

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level...

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Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring....