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Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !
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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?...
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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O...
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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di...
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Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!...
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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"...
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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!...
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Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!...
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Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in t...
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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and cant see!...
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Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he...