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Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didnt give me one !

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Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !...

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TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: Thats what I say, whats the difference`?...

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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!...

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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive...

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!...