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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !...

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"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti...

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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!...

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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...

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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!...

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Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!...

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Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !...

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Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !...

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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!...

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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive...