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Accountant jokes

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.

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When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak...

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The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c...

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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers...

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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and...

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An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh...

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Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter...

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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality....

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....

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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No...

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An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa...