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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.
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Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!....
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How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation....
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...
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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a...
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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....
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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be...
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Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme...
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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir...
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Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the...