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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: One big haystack !

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Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !...

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Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!...

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Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!...

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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !...

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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away...

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Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !...

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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !...