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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...

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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog....

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My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself!...

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!...