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11/10/2007
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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !

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Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is...