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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.
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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave...
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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....
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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....
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An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be...
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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....
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A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the...
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What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting...
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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....
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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...
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What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...