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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.
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An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says...
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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....
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Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring....
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A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the...
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Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!....
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A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st...
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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant....
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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for....
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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w...
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How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30....