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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !
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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !...
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Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!...
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Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!...
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Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !...
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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:...
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Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I dont know, my TV doesnt pick it up...
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Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !...
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Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !...
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Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !...
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Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!...