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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f...
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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w...
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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away...
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Whats black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!...
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Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !...
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your...
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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...
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Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !...
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Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here...
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Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!...