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Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st...

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Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !...

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?An old man!...

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...

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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an...

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Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !...

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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!...

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Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!...

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t...

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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f...