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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !...

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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "W...

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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!...