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Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !

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Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !...

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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P...

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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "W...

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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de...

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it cant sit down!...

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Whats black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!...

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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school...

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Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !...

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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...

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Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !...