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Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !

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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f...

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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...

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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog....

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Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days...

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, student...

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem....

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Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table....

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Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!...

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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno...

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A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou...