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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !

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Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!...

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Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock....

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Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !...

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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...

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Mother: What did you learn in school todaySon: How to write Mother: What did you write?Son: I dont know, they havent tau...

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Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days...

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Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class...

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Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?Pupil: The sausage!...

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Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!...