Category
15
11/10/2007
not yet rated stars
School jokes

Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !

More School Jokes:

Category
0 stars
School jokes

An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!...

Category
0 stars
School jokes

How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble....

Category
0 stars
School jokes

An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop...

Category
0 stars
School jokes

Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3...

Category
0 stars
School jokes

Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m...

Category
0 stars
School jokes

Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he...

Category
0 stars
School jokes

Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here...

Category
0 stars
School jokes

Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub...

Category
0 stars
School jokes

"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti...

Category
0 stars
School jokes

Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people tak...