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Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !

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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !...

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes....

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My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself!...

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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!...

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Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!...

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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!...

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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!...