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Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !

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A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send hi...

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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...

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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"...

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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school...

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Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !...

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I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!...

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Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days...

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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de...

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes bam the child goes boo!...

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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P...