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Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !
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Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn...
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Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. If India has the worlds second lar...
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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di...
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Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !...
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What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!...
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Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !...
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Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening...
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"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti...
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Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now g...
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Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!...