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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drunk that yet !

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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !...

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!...

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Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table....

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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didnt even know he was sick!...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st...

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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P...

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Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!...

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Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,...