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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drunk that yet !

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!...

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Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!...

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Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !...

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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!...

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Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !...

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!...

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Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives...

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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!...

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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !...

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Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!...