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TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: Thats what I say, whats the difference`?

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Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!...

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What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!...