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When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr...
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An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says...
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Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him....
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Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....
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Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses....
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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t...
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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....
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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a...
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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone....
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas...