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Accountant jokes

When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant....

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When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise...

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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec...

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A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th...

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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian...

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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a...

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you...

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What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything...

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....