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11/10/2007
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Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !

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Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !...

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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!...

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes bam the child goes boo!...

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Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!...

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How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !...

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Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?Pupil: Stop taking baths ?...