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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!...

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Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in t...

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What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!...

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Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!...

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Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !...

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !...

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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!...

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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...

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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!...