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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !

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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?...

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Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had...

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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!...

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Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?Jane: Yes, and were going again tomorrow.Mother: Really ? Whys that ?Jane...

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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !...

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Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss....

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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an...

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Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!...

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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!...