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Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !...

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Whats black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!...

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Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!...

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Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!...

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Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !...

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!...

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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t...

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Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!...

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Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !...