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Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

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Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !...

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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...

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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...

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Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss....

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"Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."...

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Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, rea...

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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!...

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !...

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Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o...

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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !...