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Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!...

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Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!...

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How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !...

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"Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d...

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Teacher: Johnny, you know you cant sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I coul...

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Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my...

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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I...

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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de...