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Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.
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Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3...
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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !...
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Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !...
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Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !...
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Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub...
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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !...
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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st...
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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: Im paying as little as I can !...
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!...
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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!...