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Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!...

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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!...