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Accountant jokes

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and...

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Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses....

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Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at....

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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area...

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What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything...

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr...

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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....

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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t...