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Accountant jokes

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug...

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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area...

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Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour....

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Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses....

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An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says...

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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....

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What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...

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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....

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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and...