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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers...

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Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at....

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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....

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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for....

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When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise...

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Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand....