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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve...

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Why did the teacher put the lights on?Because the class was so dim!...

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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !...

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Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !...

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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !...

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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...

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Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3...

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A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always sa...

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If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou...

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How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !...