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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!...

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The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a bug!...

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Man: "Hows your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research,...

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Teacher: Johnny, you know you cant sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I coul...

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Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table....

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Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people tak...

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Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !...

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !...

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...

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I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!...