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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead?, I didnt even know he was sick!...
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Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !...
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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!...
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Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !...
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Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub...
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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?She draws a smack!...
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Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!...
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your...
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Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she doest realise it, she thinks were actually listening !...