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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t...
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Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss....
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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you...
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Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in t...
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The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake...
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Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!...
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A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou...
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Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!...
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Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you werent the best teacher in the school...
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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!...