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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

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Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!...

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Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you werent the best teacher in the school...

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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!...