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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: Cuz theres money in it, sir....
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"Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d...
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Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !...
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...
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Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!...
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How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble....
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!...
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Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !...
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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!...
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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes....